Us Twenty-First Century types – we’re so historically mature,
aren’t we? So grown up. No wool can be pulled over eyes. No simple object can take
such a prominent place in our affections that – …ooh, I simply must get one of those new AppleBlueberry
x-ray-phones with 47 terabyte “squindaxia”. Supposed to be mega.
Those Apple users know their shit, don’t they? Wonder how many squindaxia they reckon is minimum...